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    Wednesday, November 05, 2008

    A Darkness Has Been Lifted

    Stardate Unknown

    With the election results coming in last night, it is as if a great darkness has been lifted from the world. The historic victory by Obama may help change many things... for the better no doubt!

    Congrats Barack!

    Tuesday, October 07, 2008

    Economic Responsibility??? LOL

    Stardate Unknown

    Is our economy really an important issue to Canadians? Helmet Hair Harper doesn't think so... Why would we vote for a man who puts his own agenda ahead of the people he is supposed to be representing?

    Number of financial crises in the U.S. currently: 1

    Total amount U.S. government has pumped in to bolster the flagging economy: $1.3 trillion

    Per cent of Canadian exports that go to the U.S.: 80

    Total value of trade in goods and services between Canada and the U.S.: $580 billion

    Canada
    's trade with the U.S. as a per cent of GDP: 53

    Effect Stephen Harper thinks the U.S. financial crisis will have on Canadian jobs and economy: Zero

    Number of plans St├ęphane Dion has proposed to address the current economic crisis: 1

    Number of plans Stephen Harper has proposed to address the current economic crisis: Zero

    Changing the government this election to one who has a solid economic plan (nevermind a platform) and puts CANADIANS FIRST: PRICELESS

    Thursday, September 04, 2008

    Election time...

    Stardate 9983.9

    H-Dawg is going to announce an election...

    Let's get it right this time and ditch these smoke and mirrors cons...

    Thursday, July 31, 2008

    Afghanistan and Pipelines...

    Stardate 9807.7

    Canada not in Afghanistan over pipeline: Mackay

    HALIFAX -- Defence Minister Peter MacKay says Canadian troops are not in Afghanistan to guard a new natural gas pipeline being built through the southern part of the country.

    Tough call... I thought that's why they invaded and occupied the country in the first place!!!

    Tuesday, March 04, 2008

    RIP Gary Gygax

    Stardate 9064.32

    Whether it was our first adventure, where we left the happy and safe confines of the Keep on the Borderlands to venture into the unknown dangers of the Caves of Chaos, or perhaps the epic scale journeys as we assaulted the Frost Giant Jarl or even passing through the lairs of the Kuo-Toans on our way to find the source of Drow Power deep in the Depths of the Earth... Or maybe the quiet locale of Hommlet, or perhaps the deadly Barrier Peaks... our senses were constantly alive as the adventures unfolded before us... His adventures. Made manifest by our own imaginations and characters...

    Indeed, it is a sad day as the creator of Dungeons and Dragons and the World of Greyhawk, Gary Gygax, has passed on to Valhalla or wherever his patron deity will take him...

    Peace be with you on your greatest journey.

    Wednesday, February 27, 2008

    Habs Watch - Huet traded.... for what?

    Stardate 9033.16


    In a bold move, Bob Gainey traded Cristobal Huet to Washington yesterday for, get this, a 2nd round pick in the 2009 draft... I can only go on to think that he wanted the draft pick to negotiate a deal for Hossa, which never transpired. Am I comfortable going into the stretch for the top of the conference and the playoffs with two rookie goalies? Not really... But then historically, Dryden and Roy both won the cup their rookie years... Only time will tell if the Price is right.

    Wednesday, February 20, 2008

    Habs Watch - Record Setting Night

    Stardate 8998.15

    The mighty Habs set a franchise record last night... After being down 5-0 in the 2nd period, they roared back with an incredible comeback, scorign 5 goals to tie the game for the first time ever... Led by Ryder and Kovalev, they forced OT and a shootout, which they eventually won thanks to a great move by Saku Koivu, putting them in a points tie with Ottawa for the conference lead.

    Friday, February 15, 2008

    Dubyah's Resume

    Stardate 8974.42

    It won't be long until Flightsuit McChimpy is out of his cushy office job. In fact, it is time he got his resume out there for the future... I have happened upon a copy of his resume and have included it in this posting...


    This person needs a job. This individual seeks an executive position.
    He will be available in January 2009, and is willing to relocate.
    (Please don't skip the last section!)


    RESUME
    GEORGE W. BUSH
    1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
    Washington, DC 20520

    EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

    Law Enforcement:
    I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

    Military:
    I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

    College:
    I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.


    PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
    I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
    I began my career in the oil business in Midland Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

    I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.

    With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.

    ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
    I changed Texas pollution laws to favour power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.

    I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

    I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.

    With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President of the United States, after losing by over 500,000 votes.

    ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
    I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.

    I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.

    I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

    I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

    I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

    I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

    I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues.

    I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleezza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

    I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.

    I am the all- time U.S and world record -holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

    My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history, Enron.

    My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

    I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

    I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

    I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

    I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any President in U.S. history.

    I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States Government.

    I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

    I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

    I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

    I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

    I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US election).

    I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.

    I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

    I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

    I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.

    I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. Citizens and the world community.

    I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in wartime.

    In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.

    I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

    I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.

    I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.


    RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
    All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

    All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

    All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. I specified that my sealed documents will not be available for 50 years.



    And just out of interest...

    "Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."

    -- Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials

    Monday, February 11, 2008

    Carling Redux

    Stardate 8953.50

    Numerous years ago, I created a fun game for winter driving... This morning, I damn near slid through a busy intersection on my way to work, after getting 9.5 feet of snow last night. In this light, I figured it was time to repost the old "Carling" game...


    Well since I have somewhat invented the new winter sport, Carling, for us snowed in folks up here in Canada... I figure I better set up a scoring system so we actually know who wins every day! This is actually quite difficult as there are so many factors involved it isn't even funny. I mean, you could be driving on virgin ice and snow, and the co-efficient of friction would be much different than a road that had been sanded slightly, or perhaps so icy as to not see it at all (black ice)...

    Let's begin with the basics.

    Slides.

    A good slide where you are unable to slow and stop is worth lots of points. +1 right off the top.

    A sideways slide, where the vehicle actually changes it's trajectory is a bonus as you have obviously lost some control over the vehicle (apart from the ability to stop). +2 points for that.

    Distance is important. Say every 20 feet you slide, you gain +1 point. This is really where the co-efficient of friction from the different surfaces comes into play. Packed snow, black ice, sanded fresh snow... it all affects this score.

    If you happen to be lucky enough to slide into or through a controlled intersection or a stop condition... +5 points!!!! Yeah, this is a gold mine! Wait and watch the ensuing carnage as you are sliding sideways through a huge intersection, mentally calculating your score...

    Collisions.

    This is another great way to gain points. For every inanimate object EXCEPT another vehicle, you collide with, take a +1 point bonus. This means a white picket fence, a mailbox, a roadsign, a concrete no-post barrier, anything like that. A fire hydrant is a special circumstance since it spews water out and this reacts with frigid temperatures nicely to create a new playing surface for the next teams... so +5.

    If you are lucky enough to hit another vehicle (CHA-CHING), you gain an instant +5 point bonus (not to mention a healthy hike in your insurance policy)! This is usually a rear-end style collision, so there may be different factors involved there.

    If you hit a vehicle sideways, gain a +7 bonus.

    If you hit a vehicle HEAD-ON, +10! It doesn't get much better than this, unless we start counting animate objects....

    Arrrrr if you are most fortunate enough to slide into a train crossing and hit a train, gain +20 points!

    If you hit an animal that will do little to your vehicle but end the life of said creature, gain +2 points.

    If you hit an animal that is much larger, like a deer, elk, cow or BEAR, this will likely do considerable damage to your vehicle, so feel free to gain +5 points!!!

    Remember, all strikes of animals and inanimate objects MUST be the result of a slide on icy road conditions. If you are drunk in the summer and you slam into a donkey that is eating grass growing on the shoulder of the road, it counts for nothing! You get a -100 for being a fool and drinking and driving!!!

    I will give one example of a classic winter Carling match.

    The Scene.

    You are driving to work in the morning. It is dark, and the snow was falling all night. It is very cold and the snow has been driven on by a few folks now. Intersections are likely the Face-Off Circle of Doom this morning.

    The Match.

    You approach the Face-Off Circle of Doom, noting your opponents on two of the three sides... Cruising at a safe 50 km/h, you approach and when you are about 60 feet from the lights, they turn yellow. OH NO!

    Being groggy from staying up so late surfing the weeb and eating cheese, pickles and crackers all night, you hit the brakes, forgetting that it is your minivan that has ABS (anti-lock brakes) and not your 1984 Oldsmobile Tank. Begin slide.... You are about to slide 60 feet to the intersection alone, so lets say the total is 100 feet when all is said and done. (+5) You also begin to slide sideways, which is a real treat and always makes you spill your Tim Horton's coffee on yourself (+1 cause I am being nice) so gain +2 for the sideways slide and also another +5 for sliding through a red light and a controlled intersection! Total Slide Points 13!

    Now what could possibly happen while you are sliding through the intersection? Well one of the opponents decided to go as soon as the light changed... He didn't see you sliding into the intersection sideways cause he was lighting his smoke and only saw the light change out of the corner of his eye. BAM! You hit him right in the side, (possibly causing tons of injury to him, but that is not scored in this game) so you gain +7 points. Of course, after the collision, your car is soemwhat out of control, so you proceed to hit the light pole on the corner, a small tourist information sign, and a fire hydrant (oooooh that's a mess) so for all that, +7 points. To top it off, your hub cap goes carreering off when you hit the hydrant, and strikes a homeless cat shivering in a store doorway, killing it instantly (+2). Total Collision Points 16!

    So your grand total for that game is 29 whopping points! Pretty darn good actually!

    *Humans are generally nice, so I will leave them out. You can create your own point scoring scale perhaps, and have a lot fo fun this winter tallying up your scores!!!*

    Friday, February 08, 2008

    ELECTION! Coming soon, to a voting station near you!

    Stardate 8938.80

    Well the big buzz of late has been confidence motions and elections. Everything the Tories are doing these days seems to be based on confidence motions... Whether it's their latest crime bill, or more recently, an extension to our war in Afghanistan. I suspect this will be a trigger for election, though if somehow it goes through, the budget should be the final straw. After all, the economy seems to be following a downward trend, and the last thing the Tories want is to wait so long that the economy becomes a nail in their coffin...

    But I don't think things are so rosy for H-Dawg and his band of merry men. After all, the tories have done little to actually benefit the average Canadian in my opinion... The Child Care "Plan" they put forth ended up costing the average person even more for child care now, since funding cuts to Daycare facilities ended up causing a hike in fees, that the $100 a month "beer and popcorn" money simply can't cover... and what happened to one of the major 5 priorities they had last election? No longer can we find a Health Care Wait Times Guarantee priority, as it had been replaced with something along the lines of "strengthening Canada's image abroad" or some such nonsense. He has turned his back completely on the environment, making Canada the laughing stock of most of the planet and his touted "Transparency in government" has become just the opposite, with numerous occurrences of muzzled MPs, members of the press, and closed door sessions. Firing people for doing their jobs? Invite only press galleries? How transparent is that?


    In this light, and as the newly elected Vice President of the Federal Wetaskiwin Liberal Association, I must point out that there is (and always has been) an alternative to voting Conservative in Alberta. The new Liberal candidate in our riding is Rita Dillon, who has been an Albertan and St├ęphane Dion supporter for many years now. Rita has very high standards and is willing to go that extra mile for Albertans and Canadians alike. I will definately do what I can to help her campaign, and hopefully make a breakthrough in Alberta for the Federal Liberal Party of Canada.

    Let's end our combat operations in Afghanistan, and move Canada back towards the level of respect they held environmentally. Let's take our country from the Conservatives, and give it back to the people it belongs to. Canadians!

    Wednesday, January 23, 2008

    What? Bush lied? No shit Sparky...

    Stardate 8858.22

    It took them THIS long to figure out Bushco lied before invading Iraq? Oh yeah, I forgot... so many people were so busy oiling up their rifles they couldn't be bothered to think for themselves.

    Never did find those WMDs... and damnit, it turns out Osama bin Who? wasn't Sadaam's sister after all...

    Wednesday, January 16, 2008

    Not Appreciated in an Unappreciated War

    Stardate 8824.90

    I have never agreed with the invasions of either Afghanistan or especially Iraq. Our involvement in Afghanistan is something I am truly opposed to, and now, the biggest player in the occupation seemingly has nothing good to say about NATO's involvement.

    BRUSSELS, Belgium -- Some of America's closest NATO allies reacted with surprise and disbelief Wednesday to reported comments from U.S. Defence Secretary Robert Gates suggesting that their troops fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan are not up to the job.
    The Dutch Defence Ministry summoned the U.S. ambassador for an explanation of a Los Angeles Times article that said Gates complained about soldiers from Canada, Britain and the Netherlands not knowing how to fight a guerrilla insurgency.

    Sorry to say it, but whether you agree with the war or not, OUR troops are dying there, and this charge is preposterous. Of course, the Defense Secretary's spokesman can only say that Gates did not single out a single country in particular.

    Seems like yet another reason for us to get out now. An unwelcome war with us as unappreciated participants. Let the Americans have their wars that I believe they no longer want either, nor can they sustain them alone.

    Tuesday, December 11, 2007

    Baird continues to embarrass Canada

    Stardate 8643.13

    UN Climate talks in Bali have again shown Canada's unwillingness to do anything with regards to Climate Change (yeah the old school "Global Warming" has very nearly been erased from all of our memory banks thanks to the great propoganda machine known as the media). In fact, it is really sad and very embarassing to see Baird stand up there and spout out abotu how we will do nothing until others are made to do something. Yep. That's pretty much it.
    Environment Minister John Baird held firm to his view that any successor treaty to the Kyoto Protocol must set binding conditions on countries like the United States, China and India.
    Canada's stance is nothing less than hypocritical. Of all the countries mentioned by Baird, Canada is in a far better economical position to exact change and yet we stand by and do nothing except point fingers. This seems to be a carry over of the Tory election strategy as well. Hollow policy beeffed up with a lot of finger pointing.

    Let's get soemthing straight. The Tories don't give a damn about Climate Change. If it puts a crimp on today's economy, then tomorrow's problems don't matter. The problem is that tomorrow's problems are beginning to effect us today, and they don't get it.

    Tuesday, November 20, 2007

    Canada is failing their kids...

    Stardate 8538.12

    As a nation, Canada is doing pretty good. We have budget surpluses, natural resources, excellent donuts and the best NHL team in the league... So why do so many of our kids live in poverty? Some points from the newly released Unicef report show how we are seriously failing...
    • About one in six Canadian children live in poverty
    • Canada has one of the highest rates of obesity among children in developed countries at 26 per cent
    • Canada's infant mortality rates have remained unchanged for the past five years while rates in other developed countries continue to fall. Canada's infant mortality rate remains at five deaths per 1,000 births
    • Canada has one of the highest rates of children in state care and in youth detention centres compared with other industrialized nations
    • Only twenty per cent of children with mental illness are receiving treatment in Canada
    • Poverty rates among aboriginal children are almost three times higher than for other Canadian children
    • Remote communities across the country were found to lack adequate housing, clean water and quality education

    How come we can afford to pay our amateur olympic athletes $20,000 per medal they win but many of our kids live in poverty? Maybe some people feel our country is wealthy, but certainly a lot of Canadians see none of it.

    Monday, November 05, 2007

    First Snow

    Stardate 8463.20

    Most people think of the first snowfall of the year as a nostalgic thing... Perhaps even romantic. Nice poems and idyllic scenes pop up all over.

    Mother nature can piss off as far as I'm concerned.

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