Torture, Lies and Audiotapes...

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A mere handful of hours after the US Supreme Court hands Ruprecht the Monkey President a genital cuff for his abuse of absolute power with regards to the military tribunals at Gitmo, a startling new audio tape suddenly emerges across the vast, mindnumbingly massive space of the internets. This tape, as if given to us as a gift from the heavens, supposedly features a voice approximating that of Osama bin Hidin raining accolades on Zarqawi, and serves as a stark reminder of the horrifying terror unleashed upon western civilization these many years ago, reaffirming in our minds, the raw need for the War on Terror to continue unabated...

Coincidence? Hard to say... but it certainly seems suspicious that the very day Bush takes a strike against his War on an Ideology, this tape shows up, smacking a line drive into left center...