Joke of the Week

For the people who cannot read more than ten lines...

Little Johnny's mom is a nymphomaniac. The worst part, she has recently been divorced. One evening, Little Johnny is walking down the hall and his mom's door is slightly ajar. He peeks in and sees her lying on the bed rubbing herself saying,

"I need a man. I need a man."

Being only 7, he doesn't consider it as anything important and carries on.

A few nights later, Little Johnny is walking down the hall and sure enough, a peek into his mom's room reveals her lying on the bed rubbing herself, saying,

"I need a man. I need a man."

Still not convinced of any importance, Little Johnny carries on.

A few more days go by, and Little Johnny walks by his mom's room and hears something different. He sneaks a peek inside and Lo and Behold, there is a MAN on top of his mom!

Little Johnny immediately runs to his room, strips down and starts rubbing himself.

"I need a bike. I need a bike."