Sex, Lies and Biowarfare Trailers

Stardate 5602.70

It would seem another lie by the Bush administration has been revealed in the increasingly fun and interesting Iraq fiasco.

Remember the trailers bristling with lab equipment for producing biowarfare weapons that the US found 50 days after the fall of Baghdad waaaay back in 2003? Turns out this was another lie... or perhaps a fabrication of truth to support the troops and the war effort to those people who still ardently support these people as if they could do no wrong... This was a victory for Bush and the pro-Iraq invasion folks, suggesting that perhaps they had been right all along.

"We've found the weapons of mass destruction!!!" This was what Bush and the White House claimed on May 29th, 2003, and for months afterwards, but little do the innocent people of the world know... it simply wasn't true. Unknown to most folks, a secret fact-finding mission (did I say secret?) sent by the Pentagon knew this was simply not true, even before Bush made his brash claim, and sent their findings on May 27th, two days earlier. However, these reports were all shelved so that Bush could perpetrate his lies about the trailers, and the elusive WMDs justifying their invasion.

The group of biological weapons experts were sent by the Defense Intelligence Agency and all came to the same conclusion (emphasis mine)...

"There was no connection to anything biological," said one expert who studied the trailers. Another recalled an epithet that came to be associated with the trailers: "the biggest sand toilets in the world."

How long before McChimpy is impeached for his lies and the fact that every day he endangers not only his troops that have been spread all over in modern-day crusade fashion, but other nations as well, that may have been mislead into supporting his reign of war. Of course, everyone denies and will continue to deny this, in the name of National Security to be sure.

So is Iran trying to build nuclear bombs? Maybe, but frankly, who are you gonna believe? A madman from the Middle East or a madman from Texas?