McChimpy the Fisherman: A tale of the Best of Times

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In our current world of amazing stupidity, I read an interesting tidbit on the Green Knight. Of course, I didn't actually expect anything less than this from the man they are calling "The Worst President Ever"...

According to Reuters, Preznit McChimpy recently told a German newspaper that his best moment in over 5 years in office was nothing less than catching a big perch in his own lake.

"You know, I've experienced many great moments and it's hard to name the best," Bush told weekly Bild am Sonntag when asked about his high point since becoming president in January 2001.
"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound (3.402 kilos) perch in my lake," he told the newspaper in an interview published on Sunday.

How can anyone defend someone as stupid as this? I mean, to be fair, his reign as King of the USA has been anything but stellar, and in fact, almost every move he has made has either been the wrong move, or backfired completely. So maybe this fish story is as good as it gets...