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    Thursday, April 20, 2006

    Men's Lifestyle Advice

    Stardate 5643.75

    I found a link to an interesting article on MSN Men's Lifestyles... It is called "59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30"...
    Of course, being past 30, I had to check how many I would or could do...

    1. Coin his own nickname.
    2. Use a wallet that is fastened with velcro.
    4. Hacky sack.
    6. Hang art with tape.
    8. Ask a policeman, "You ever shoot anybody with that thing?"
    10. Skip.
    13. Tap on the glass.
    14. Shout out a response to :Are you ready to rock?"
    17. Name pets after Middle Earth creatures.
    18. Jokingly flash gang signs while posing for wedding pictures.
    19. Give shout-outs.
    25. Request extra sprinkles.
    26. Air drum.
    28. Eat Oreo cookies in stages.
    31. End a conversation with "later skater".
    32. Hold his lighter up at a concert.
    39. Whine.
    42. Google the word "vagina".
    43. Ride a pony.
    44. Sport an ironic moustache.
    47. Say "two points" every time he throws something in the trash.
    50. Purchase home-brewing paraphenalia.
    51. The John Travolta point-to-the-ceiling-point-to-the-floor dance move.
    52. Put less than ten dollars' worth of gas in the tank.
    53. Keep a miniscule amount of marijuana extremely well hidden.
    55. Watch the Pink Floyd laser light show at the planetarium.

    So either the folks writing this stuff for Men's Lifestyle are out of touch with me, or I am out of touch with what people expect from a man's lifestyle LOL...

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