Intelligent Design Revisited... Sorta

Stardate 4412.5

Thanks to Jeff from the Anthill for this link.

The Onion - Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New "Intelligent Falling Theory"

"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.

Heh... I urge you to read this article. Humor like this is needed now more than ever :)