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    Tuesday, April 26, 2005 Reality Dating Online

    Stardate 3848.8

    This was inspired by my previous posting about On-Line dating adverts on MSN.

    In some strange freak mirror universe, On-line dating took a grisly turn towards reality...

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    Big Jim Rawhide

    "I am young, good-looking, intelligent, athletic and enjoy extreme sports. I enjoy dining out, or in and am willing to eat just about anything. A romantic evening may include a side of beef by a fireplace, or a fire pit, or a couch, and a 6, 12 or 24 pack of beer while the football game is on. I also enjoy reading on-line dating ads, and very short romantic walks to the fridge. I am looking for a young, pretty athletic woman about 5'6", 105 pounds, with long blonde hair, large breasts and is very energetic who wants to cook for me and have lots of sex."

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    Jill Gluttenbacher

    "I am young, beautiful and think very highly of myself. I love suntanning my voluptuous, full-figured body on the deck, or at the beach while sipping on a strawberry daiquiri or 3. I take care of my man, and will guarantee he eats well, having at least 3 round meals a day, round about every hour. My dream man must be good at repairing furniture and things, and be handsome and muscular. Preferably over 6' tall and 190 pounds."

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