Nigerian E-Mail Scams...
Stardate 4653.3
We've all received them. Either it is Oil money from the Oil minister (impossible since I am the Nigerian Oil Minister), an estate from a dead relative or simply some other stupid scam for a retardedly massive amount of money. The only person stupider than the scammer is the one in a billion who falls for it. I never do anything with these except twice. Once I carried on a conversation with a guy for about 3 emails before he realised I was playing with him and just today, I wrote a rather evil response to a spammer. In fact, I think I am going to use his e-mail address to sign him up to everything I can possibly find... Sadly, I have received no response to my threat of septic tank mailing list enrollment... or mass e-mails from doggy-loving swingers' sites...
We've all received them. Either it is Oil money from the Oil minister (impossible since I am the Nigerian Oil Minister), an estate from a dead relative or simply some other stupid scam for a retardedly massive amount of money. The only person stupider than the scammer is the one in a billion who falls for it. I never do anything with these except twice. Once I carried on a conversation with a guy for about 3 emails before he realised I was playing with him and just today, I wrote a rather evil response to a spammer. In fact, I think I am going to use his e-mail address to sign him up to everything I can possibly find... Sadly, I have received no response to my threat of septic tank mailing list enrollment... or mass e-mails from doggy-loving swingers' sites...
posted by Zaphod at 10:31 AM
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